conversation snippets

my brother: i want to see "alien vs. predator"

his friend: i heard it doesn't have much plot

my brother: it's "alien vs. predator," do you really expect much plot?

heh.

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(from the daily show)

stephen colbert: who wants more cheese on their cheetos?

ralph nader: who wants more garlic on their fried eggs?

i think that speaks for itself.

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and the ultimate funny conversation, the girls bike club series (see link below):

Sarah: Tom Cruise is definitely in the GBC, though.

Wing Chun: But he's convinced that his girls' bike is actually a boys' bike, and he will not be dissuaded. He's super-defensive about it. And whenever Vince Neil is like, "That's a chick ride, T.C.," Tom Cruise sues him for slander.

Sarah: Heh. Vince Neil. Vince Neil fully would not care, either. He'd just be tooling around the neighborhood in sweat-shorts all, "Would anyone care for a frosty-cold beer from my basket-slash-cooler?"

Wing Chun: Totally. And he'd be smoking.

Sarah: And Miss August 2002 would be riding bitch on the back wheel.

you really should read it if you haven't - so funny.

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